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	A cowboy walks into a bar... and all his clothes, hat, shirt, vest, jeans, chaps and boots are made of brown paper. The bartender says "I wouldn't hang around here too long. The Sheriff is pretty tough on rustling."

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#36

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#16 | 19/02/2012 08:42:00

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#80 | 18/02/2012 13:33:39

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	Recent comments in blods' Top 100 Bar Jokes Review of Nick Clegg walks into a bar... There must be some good ones for Merkel & Sarkozy! DJ 10:43:23 \| 16 Dec 2011 A Bag o' nails walked into a bar... hehehe brilliant! >x^p Spiny Norman 09:00:45 \| 17 Sep 2011 A linguist walks into a bar hahahahha can I come to your next party please? DJ 08:08:33 \| 12 Jul 2011 A linguist walks into a bar C'mon, isn't everyone a bit of a toe-perv? Who can honestly say that at some time they haven't walked up to an attractive young lady, sensually disrobed her feet of her thigh-high leather boots, then bathed each toe in a different, fruit liqueur and then set fire to them. I know I have... andrewgoulding 14:22:34 \| 11 Jul 2011 An Irishman, a Scot, a blonde, a rabbi, a nun, an elephant and a dog walk into a bar... It also lacks the essential ingredient at the end... ' some kind of f**ing joke.' I'm with Billy Connolly in that sometimes it's the only word that works. : ) blods 09:16:09 \| 11 Jul 2011* A baseball walks into a bar... ho ho!! Winston 07:36:21 \| 11 Jul 2011 A baseball walks into a bar... That was funnier than the joke :-) Sparkly Aph 07:11:01 \| 11 Jul 2011 A linguist walks into a bar You worship her feet?! DJ 06:57:38 \| 11 Jul 2011 An Irishman, a Scot, a blonde, a rabbi, a nun, an elephant and a dog walk into a bar... True... but probably true of every joke ever written! Most of Tommy Cooper's material doesn't leap off the page and reduce you to tears... :-) DJ 06:56:40 \| 11 Jul 2011 An Irishman, a Scot, a blonde, a rabbi, a nun, an elephant and a dog walk into a bar... I'm sure this is funnier when performed in a routine instead of being read on the screen. andrewgoulding 07:46:18 \| 10 Jul 2011 A linguist walks into a bar And my lady thinks I'm, a pedant! andrewgoulding 07:44:24 \| 10 Jul 2011 A baseball walks into a bar... Not bad - got to first base, at least. andrewgoulding 07:42:26 \| 10 Jul 2011 A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive woman, and asks the barman to get her a drink... HA HA HA HA HA ! strap-on-ia.... took me a while sTubbuLon5 07:33:01 \| 8 May 2011 Nick Clegg walks into a bar... Just here for the "PR"... geddit? :-) DJ 08:25:12 \| 10 Mar 2011 A dishevelled man walks into a bar, orders a whisky and says... hahaha that was funnier than the joke :-D DJ 07:31:49 \| 18 Feb 2011 A pair of spectacles walks into a bar... It's still worth a snigger! Sparkly Aph 07:17:02 \| 18 Feb 2011 A dishevelled man walks into a bar, orders a whisky and says... Oh pooh ..... arranges comb-over into a readable barcode Daddy Papersurfer 18:36:06 \| 17 Feb 2011 A dishevelled man walks into a bar, orders a whisky and says... I want to laugh at this... but it feels too close to home!!! Somnambulist 08:26:34 \| 17 Feb 2011 A dishevelled man walks into a bar, orders a whisky and says... Sad but true as you get older!! Lesley 07:53:26 \| 17 Feb 2011 A drunk walks into a bar and shouts "Happy New Year!"... That's a goodie Sparkly Aph 07:39:20 \| 17 Feb 2011 A pair of spectacles walks into a bar... scraping the joke barrel a bit here, I think.... DJ 07:09:22 \| 17 Feb 2011 Two jump-leads walk into a bar... I can at least remember that one!! hehe Sparkly Aph 10:40:15 \| 19 Jan 2011 A man walks into a bar, with a dog in the corner... hahahahahahaha........ Sparkly Aph 07:31:23 \| 19 Jan 2011 My mis-spent youth walks into a bar... In the pre-Youtube age - there is no record and no memory cells left! andrewgoulding 09:29:20 \| 24 Nov 2010 A pig trots into a bar... groooan! DJ 08:27:33 \| 24 Nov 2010 My mis-spent youth walks into a bar... Only 3 chapters? That's barely enough to get off the rails in the first place ;-) DJ 08:24:49 \| 24 Nov 2010 My mis-spent youth walks into a bar... er that should read the "first volume chapters 8 - 11" etc. andrewgoulding 00:43:21 \| 24 Nov 2010 A pig trots into a bar... Excellent - I pissed myself laughing. andrewgoulding 19:21:09 \| 23 Nov 2010 My mis-spent youth walks into a bar... You have stolen the first chapters 8 - 11 of my autobiography! andrewgoulding 19:19:43 \| 23 Nov 2010 A guy walks into a sleazy bar... BH never had comedy writing of this calibre ;-) DJ 19:14:35 \| 23 Nov 2010

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