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Item: A linguist walks into a bar
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A linguist walks into a bar and says to the barman, 'I'll have a martinus, please.' 'You mean martini?' says the barman. And the linguist says, 'If I'd wanted two I'd have asked for them.'
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Total: 2 Latest: 08/09/2010 10:36:15 by Gladys

reviewed by Gladys
10:36:15 | 8 Sep 2010
A linguist walks into a bar...
This is the best! I'll have a martinus caught on straight away and each time a martinus was requested the joke had to be repeated to others. Just asking for one in front of people who didn't know what we were on about started the giggling. It grew like Topsy!
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reviewed by DJ
09:38:52 | 29 Apr 2010
HAhahahah
(Ok, it took me a little while to get it :-))
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Recent comments in blods' Top 100 Bar Jokes

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DJ 10:43:23 | 16 Dec 2011
hehehe brilliant!

>x^p
Spiny Norman 09:00:45 | 17 Sep 2011
hahahahha can I come to your next party please?
DJ 08:08:33 | 12 Jul 2011
C'mon, isn't everyone a bit of a toe-perv?
Who can honestly say that at some time they haven't walked up to an attractive young lady, sensually disrobed her feet of her thigh-high leather boots, then bathed each toe in a different, fruit liqueur and then set fire to them. I know I have...
andrewgoulding 14:22:34 | 11 Jul 2011
It also lacks the essential ingredient at the end... ' some kind of f***ing joke.' I'm with Billy Connolly in that sometimes it's the only word that works. : )
blods 09:16:09 | 11 Jul 2011
ho ho!!
Winston 07:36:21 | 11 Jul 2011
That was funnier than the joke :-)
Sparkly Aph 07:11:01 | 11 Jul 2011
You worship her feet?!
DJ 06:57:38 | 11 Jul 2011
True... but probably true of every joke ever written! Most of Tommy Cooper's material doesn't leap off the page and reduce you to tears... :-)
DJ 06:56:40 | 11 Jul 2011
I'm sure this is funnier when performed in a routine instead of being read on the screen.
andrewgoulding 07:46:18 | 10 Jul 2011
And my lady thinks I'm, a pedant!
andrewgoulding 07:44:24 | 10 Jul 2011
Not bad - got to first base, at least.
andrewgoulding 07:42:26 | 10 Jul 2011
HA HA HA HA HA ! strap-on-ia.... took me a while

sTubbuLon5 07:33:01 | 8 May 2011
Just here for the "PR"... geddit? :-)
DJ 08:25:12 | 10 Mar 2011
hahaha that was funnier than the joke :-D
DJ 07:31:49 | 18 Feb 2011
It's still worth a snigger!
Sparkly Aph 07:17:02 | 18 Feb 2011
Oh pooh ..... *arranges comb-over into a readable barcode*
Daddy Papersurfer 18:36:06 | 17 Feb 2011
I want to laugh at this... but it feels too close to home!!!
Somnambulist 08:26:34 | 17 Feb 2011
Sad but true as you get older!!
Lesley 07:53:26 | 17 Feb 2011
scraping the joke barrel a bit here, I think....
DJ 07:09:22 | 17 Feb 2011
I can at least remember that one!! hehe
Sparkly Aph 10:40:15 | 19 Jan 2011
hahahahahahaha........
Sparkly Aph 07:31:23 | 19 Jan 2011
In the pre-Youtube age - there is no record and no memory cells left!
andrewgoulding 09:29:20 | 24 Nov 2010
groooan!
DJ 08:27:33 | 24 Nov 2010
Only 3 chapters? That's barely enough to get off the rails in the first place ;-)
DJ 08:24:49 | 24 Nov 2010
er that should read the "first volume chapters 8 - 11" etc.
andrewgoulding 00:43:21 | 24 Nov 2010
Excellent - I pissed myself laughing.
andrewgoulding 19:21:09 | 23 Nov 2010
You have stolen the first chapters 8 - 11 of my autobiography!
andrewgoulding 19:19:43 | 23 Nov 2010
BH never had comedy writing of this calibre ;-)
DJ 19:14:35 | 23 Nov 2010
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